Plastic Forks are Useless

Things Plastic Forks are Defeated by:

1. Apples
2. Meat of any kind
3. Other things made of harder plastic (ex.: tupperware, flimsy plastic plates, plastic knives)
4. My fist
5. Probably my pinky
6. Rocks
7. Marshmallows
8. Time
9. The slight application of pressure
10. Cotton balls
11. Heat
12. The little mermaid's hair
13. Tinfoil
14. Minorly resistant surfaces
15. Fine china
16. Russia
17. Jello

I think I have proven my case beyond a shadow of a doubt.