It's Not You, Ryan Gosling, It's Me...

I love Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling. Whoever created this is a wonderful human being. It's really terrible, though, because now, were I ever to date Ryan Gosling, I would expect him to say these things to me. And he won't. And I will be sad. And our relationship will fall apart.

Which is why I'm going to preemptively say this: Ryan, I don't think things are going to work out between us. I know. It hurts my heart too. This is for the best, though. I'm sorry. I'll never forget the time we almost shared together.

You'll always be the one that stayed away.