I Wish They All Could Be Massachusetts Gurls

Clearly, THIS is the song Katy Perry had meant to write. I'll totally understand if you want to re-record it with these lyrics, Katy. They're all yours. My gift to you for setting the record straight. You are welcome.

Massachusetts girls, represent!

[Snoop Dogg:]

Greetings loved ones
Let's take a journey

[Katy:]
I know a place
Where the sox are really redder
Heat, snow or rain
We are the Spirit of America
Sippin' Sam's Summer Ale
Getting sappy near the conifers
The boys
Go Baz-erkshire
You can tell they’re Big Diggin’
(on us)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Commonwealth!
Once you tea party with us
You'll be swimmin’ in the Charles
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Massachusetts girls
We're unforgettable
Northface coats
& Eden’s on our wrists
Sun-burnt skin
So hot
We'll cook your lobster
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Massachusetts girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We're takin’ the T
Bay State represent
Now put your lanterns up
One if by land!
Two, two if by seeeaa!

Snow on the slopes
Walkin’ on the Freedom Trail
We freak
In my jeep
Just drivin’ down the Pike

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Commonwealth!
Once you tea party with us
You'll be headin’ down the Cape
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Massachusetts girls
We're unforgettable
Ivy League
Our education rocks
Vineyard Vines
So fly
We'll go to Nantucket!
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Massachusetts girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We are the Pioneers
Bay State represent
Now put your Dunkins up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[Snoop Dogg:]
Tone, Puritan
And ready
Turn it up cause its gettin' heavy
Revolutionary east coast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like she's the one
Kiss her
Touch her
Squeeze her buns

The girl's a freak
She drive a jeep
Down P-Town, Wor-town
I'm okay
I won't play
I love the Hub
Just like I love Fenway
Castle Island
And the Seven Gables
Summertime is everything

Homeboys
Bangin' out
All that ass
Hangin' out
Pahkin our cahs
Down in Hahvahd yahd
Just the King
And the Queeny
Katy my lady (yeah)
Lookie here baby (uh huh)
I'm all up on ya
Cuz you're representin' Massachusetts (ohhh yeahh)

[Katy:]
Massachusetts girls
We're unforgettable
Northface coats
& Eden’s on our wrists
Sun-burnt skin
So hot
We'll cook your lobster
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Massachusetts girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We're takin’ the T
Bay State represent
Now put your lanterns up
One if by land!
Two, two if by seeeaa!

[Snoop Dogg:]
(Massachusetts, Massachusetts)
Massachusetts girls man
I really wish you all could be
Massachusetts girls
(Massachusetts)